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Disclaimer：　All　the　real　names　of　places；　people；　and　events　have　been　altered　or　abbreviated　to

protect　the　innocent。　Namely；　me。

hey　people！

Aren？t　we　special？

So　the　rumor　floating　around　about　the　Ivies　not　accepting　anyone　early　this　year　turned　out　to　be

totally　false。　Hooray？some　of　us　got　in！　I　know　we？re　feeling　pretty　special；　but　if　we　start

partying　like　it？s　2099；　drinking　champagne　before　homeroom　and　cutting　half　our　classes；　we？re

going　to　wind　up　with　only　each　other　to　party　with；　because　all　our　other　friends　are　going　to　hate

our　guts。　Try　to　keep　it　to　yourselves　if　you　can；　at　least　until　April　when　the　rest　of　the　class　finds

out　where　they？re　going。　It？s　for　your　own　good；　I　promise。

TheL　word

With　Valentine？s　Day　less　than　a　week　away；　love　is　in　the　aireverywhere　。　It？s　on　the　tips　of　our

tongues。　It？s　what　we？re　thinking　about　before　we　fall　asleep。　We　catch　ourselves　and　our

neighbors　doodling　corny　hearts　in　math　class。　But　just　because　the　world　has　turned　into　one

gigantic　BEMINEcandy　heart　doesn？t　mean　we　have　to　go　around　making　promises　we　can？t　keep。

Using　theL　word　in　intimate　settings　can　be　dangerous。　I　prefer　to　use　it　more　generally；　as　in；I

love　you　all　。　And　I　mean　that；　I　really　do！

Sightings

Nskulking　downMadison　Avenue　with　his　hands　in　his　coat　pockets；　looking　uncharacteristically

tense　and　preoccupied。V　andD　kissing　inShakespeare　Books　；　nearNYU　？aw；　howcute　。B

atSigerson　Morrison　inNoHo；　trying　on　pair　of　shoes　in　the　store。S　inFetch　onBleecker　Street　；

buying　another　irresistible　doggie　outfit　for　her　favorite　pooch。J　and　her　new　friend；E　；　giggling　in

the　feminine…hygiene　aisle　at　Duane　Reade。　Ah；　youth。　AndA　；　stocking　up　on　used　reggae　records

at　a　tiny　unnamed　shop　on　East　Third　Street。　He？s　got　to　have　something　to　listen　to　while　he

blows　off　the　rest　of　second　semester。

Your　e…mail

Q：？　？　Dear　GG；

I　heard　that　dealer　who　used　to　work　in　the　pizza　place　got　busted　by　the　NYPD　and　now　he？s

doing　time　as　a　narc　in　the　park；　busting　all　his　old　customers。

？Dawg

A：？　？　Dear　Dawg；

That　sounds　like　a　bad　TNT　movie。　I　just　hope　none　of　our　friends　end　up　starring　in　it。

？GG

Q：？　？　Dear　GossipG；

I　totally　forgot　to　tell　you　before；　but　I　saw　that　little　freshman　with　the　giant　boobs　in　the　waiting

room　of　my　cosmetic　surgeon。